You can tell you're from Melbourne when...

I was lying in bed this morning with Karina and Jasper.  We were all staring out our bedroom window up at the sky, which means all we can see is a network of power lines radiating out from the pole near our house to connect the other houses near by.Karina: Look Jasper, each powerline connects power to the houses.Jasper: (being a bit deaf and hearing “which” instead of “each”) I don’t know…Tim: No, Mum said “each”, each powerline is connected to the pole and it carries power to every house.Jasper: (pause) …and to the trams!Karina: No, there are no trams in London.Jasper: But what about in the city?Karina: No, not even in the city.Jasper: (disappointed) Oh.